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geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

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sharonosbourne:

*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*

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drarna:

formula of tumblr: the amount of effort you put into a text post is inversely proportional to the amount of notes you get on it 

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andrahestia:

300g honey

175g greek yoghurt

60g cocoa powder (or hot chocolate powder)

1tsp vanilla extract

4 egg whites

200g self-raising flour (wholemeal if poss)

1/2 tsp salt

50g  chopped walnuts

preheat oven at 175 degrees or gas mark 4.

mix ingredients into a bowl in order

put in a cake tin

bake for 15-20 minutes or until a knife comes out clean when poked in

leave to cool in tin

slice into chunks

NOM THAT SHIT UP

ps, this makes them quite cakey, if you like them more fudgy then reduce the flour to about 175g.

pps. this makes LOADS, I did half that then frozen the ones I didn’t wanna eat tonight for other nights. 

ppps. add raspberries in too for some extra health, reduce honey by half every gram you add in raspberries. Ie. 100g raspberries reduces honey by 50g etc. 

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*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

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